I'm not a fat kid, I swear.

...but I do havea mustache. I decided to shave before going out last night and ended up keeping the 'stache. It is probably the creepiest thing ever and I love it.

I guess it's been a while since I have updated so let me tell you what has been going on. Or not If you really want to know, call me or email me.

I went to the cubby hole for the first time yesterday and OMG it might be my favorite new bar. I loved it. The drinks were cheap and I was the cutest guy there. Not to be cocky, but I was. Everyone was like really old and really fat... or just tragic. This one guy has cute potential but then he started singing along with the music and his mouth did weird things when he opened it. It just did not look right. Oh and everyone else that was at the bar was a big ole dyke, so I was def cuter than them

So after cubbyhole I came home and attempted to nap.... FAIL. Ended up watching Arrested Development and eating pasta.

After that went out and it was fun. Got pretty drunk but not that bad. Started making out with a cute boy but then found out he was 19. FML. Gross right? Is that bad? Or is it ok? Hmmmm. I dunno. It seems wrong.


Ok I am gonna get showered and dress and stuff.



...she asked me how to spell orange.

So...

I think I am going to continue blogging but it will mostly be about being a poor gay guy who likes to eat and drink and dance. Basi, my life. 

Today we are having "Press Day" at work. Essentially, a bunch of interior design and architecture magazine people are coming in and getting tours of the showroom, etc... The best part about this is that our PR people brought in little danishes and croissants from Balthazar. Can we say glamor? Like my mouth pretty much had an orgasm when the food entered it. Ugh I wanna eat those all day every day. Yumm. They are so expensive, but so worth it. Last week my boss sent me on a delivery down on Spring Street (across the street from Balthazar) and told me to buy us a little treat. Hands down the best little piece of Cheesecake I have ever had. 6 bucks, but like OMFG SO GOOD. Splurge a little and make a visit to the little bakery of Balthazar.

More later..

Do you guys need anything? A condom? Let me know..

Bagels...

They say New York is the best place to find bagels, however... most places actually in Manhattan do not compare to the much higher quality bagels I have had in Staten Island. Only one place in the whole of Manhattan has bagels that I have found up to par. Bagel Bistro on Sixth Avenue (at Eighth street), and even then, they are not as good as Hot Bagels on Forest Avenue. 

Wow, this is a really fat post. I just really like bagels, who doesn't? Especially if you get them on Staten Island. It is one good thing about SI. One of the few. If anyone wants to go to SI for a bagel run, don't even tempt me... I will make that long ass haul over there just for a yummy delicious Everything bagel toasted and covered in cream cheese. My mouth is literally watering.

Ok new topic.... Hmmmmmm. I guess I write about food cause I blog on my lunch break. It is all making sense. 

If it does not get warmer in the GD city I am going to go insane. I mean, come on, how long does winter have to last. I hate this shit. Grrrr.... I mean Brrrrr.

Boring day. I am having a watermelon lollipop, though, and it sooo good. I know you are jealous.

I love her, she's like a martian.

Look, I did it!

Two posts in two days? Outrageous!

So I just cooked myself some lunch. It's probably the only dish I know how to cook, so I cook it quite often. I call it pasta and peas. It consists of, are you ready?, pasta and... peas! Original, I know. But it's rather delicious. Especially after I put different spices in it. I experiment with different ones each time I make it. Most of the time I end up putting in Paprika (MY FAVORITE!!!!!) and salt and pepper, but today I put in some Basil, some garlic salt and some white pepper. It is yummy. I discovered this dish with Ali. Ali has my heart. Love that bitch. Known her for about 4 years, maybe more, but really became close this year. She used to have this boyfriend who didn't like me so we never really got to hang out. It's like we always wanted to be friends but couldn't. And now we are! Go us. If you don't know Ali, you should really get into her, she's quite fabu.

Remember "All That"? That shit was amazing. I just thought about it because I am still eating my peas and one time on the show, if you remember, they were in a lunchroom and they all started singing "Give Peas a Chance". Ahhhh I loved that show. I used to not be allowed to watch it though, I don't know why; I actually wasn't allowed to watch much television (parents were cray cray). I would sneak and watch different shows on other televisions. I did that for most of my life while living in that house. Like even in high school, I would have to sneak downstairs to watch MTV or even Will and Grace. Crazy, huh?

The weather is a little insane outside but I sort of want to go like get some groceries, or do something; I will probably end up just sitting in this same position all day.

Go me.

What Mean Girls quote should I leave today? Hmmmmm......

I can't go to Taco Bell, I am on an all carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!

New Year, New Blog

OK. I'm back. I think. Who knows. So I am not about to like go through the last few months and update you on everything that has happened; I will just list a few major changes.
1. I have had a job since August. A long time for me, I know. Aren't you proud?
2. I live in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn. Mad ghetto, but totally amazing... sometimes.
3. I have a mattress for the first time in about 3 years.
4. Still single, still chubbier than I would like (I have lost a significant amount of weight, however), still poor.

Enough with the list. I have a new roommate who just moved in. She thinks I am totally nuts. I love it. I mean, I sort of am, but in a good way....maybe. Oh, Scotty gave me his old computer, cause mine broke, and he didn't use it anymore. So right now I am going through the i-Tunes and deleting the music I don't like. But there is so much music I do like, it's insane.

Urm, so yeah, as I stated earlier, I am not going to recap everything as I plan on moving forward in my life, but just know there has been mad self dicovery shit going on for me lately. Good at times, but scary for the most part.

Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.

It's been four months.

Yeah, I am not good at blogging, we all know this. But I am baaaaaaaaaaaack. Here we go.


So lately I have been feeling pretty blah. I have good days and bad days but most days I don't really feel anything. On my good days i am really happy and what not but by the end of the day it all seems to wash away and I am left feeling like something is missing. I wouldn't call it full on depression I would just call it temporary / situational depression. I feel like there is a lack of support and love in my life and a surplus of negativity and criticism. It's pretty effed up. i am taking active steps to correct these situations but I feel as though happiness is not achieved over night and that it must be worked on and that is why it is taking so long.

Sorry about getting into all that. I mean I could be a lot worse off. It's just... you know... don't you ever just wanna be able to drop everything, leave and start over somewhere, where no one knows anything about you and your life would just be exponentially better. I think this way too often. But in actuality, life wouldn't get better because of that it would only get better if you (I, rather) just made the situations that are stripping us of joy better.

But these are just my thoughts, my ramblings, nothing too serious. I'm not about to go kill myself or anything, don't worry.

You say dur, I seder.

I went to my first Seder on Saturday night. You know how I want to be Jewish, right? Well, yeah, I'm like obsessed with it. I just love Jews in general. I have been wanting to go to a Seder for a few years now and I finally got to go because Gaby invited me to hers. I did a lot of research before hand, just so I would get the gist of it and not look totally confused the entire time. I come to find out that Gaby's family does a "Seder for children," so it was pretty funny, because there were no children present. We used puppets and sang songs to the tune of "I've been working on the railroad" and "Clementine." It was so much fun. I really want to go every year now.

I am too hungover to write more. Well, I'll just catch you up to date on last night. Went out with drunk Todd, went to Hot Mess (which was at Snitch), saw two fights, went to Hiro with some more people, got McD's after, came home and passed out.

Byeeeeeeeeeeee.